i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
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