The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
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just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
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being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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