so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
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You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
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She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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