I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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