That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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