yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
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He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
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Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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