Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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