it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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