I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
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Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
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His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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