I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
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you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
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how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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