You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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