Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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