better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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