I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
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I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
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That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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