I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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