I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
you mean i was at the winter classic?
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
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all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Shitshow foam night was such a success
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You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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