No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
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Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
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I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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