I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
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I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
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Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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