Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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