I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
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She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
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he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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