actually, I'm a sock model
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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