That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Just invented taco cereal.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
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by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
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When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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