Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
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There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
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God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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