I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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