im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
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