You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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