I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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