if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
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