WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
The police scanner is talking about you again....
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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