sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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