So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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