if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
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when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
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I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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