I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
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That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
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The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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