love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
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Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
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Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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