okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
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He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
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My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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