I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Randomize
