someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
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