ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
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