I wanna passion pit in your ass
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I love you. Go after that dick
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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