I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
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he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
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Oh Jesus.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
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How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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