When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
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Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
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If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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