so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
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I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
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Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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