I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
jump out the window naked night went bad
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