Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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