It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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