He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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