wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
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forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
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I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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