you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
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You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
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It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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