If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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