They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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