Where did you get a picture of my penis
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
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I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
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So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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