My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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