just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
